OK, this is fun. I wish I’d read this privacy policy before.

We know, right?

What do you do with the information you collect?

In general, we use the personal information we collect for four things:

To improve our service, to respond to inquiries, to send newsletters to people who want them (nudge, nudge) and to customize our user’s experience of our sites.

What specifically don’t you do with the Personal Information you collect

Excellent question. We don’t rent, sell, or share the personal information we collect with other people or non-affiliated companies, except:

If you provide us with payment information for something you buy from us, in which case we submit your payment information to a third party payment processor (required by credit card issuers to meet specific security requirements) which collects, stores, and processes your credit card and other payment information on our behalf using industry-standard security measures.

If disclosure is reasonably necessary to investigate, or prevent, illegal action,

If disclosure is necessary to respond to subpoenas, court orders,

to establish or exercise our legal rights or defend against legal claims, or to enforce the Pristine House Clean Terms of Service (if any),

If you specifically request we share the Personal Information you have provided,

or

If Pristine House Clean merges or is acquired by another company.

When reasonable, we will make reasonable efforts to notify of such disclosure before it happens.

Wow, did that just get super lawyery at the end?

Yeah, that happens sometimes.

My parents always wanted me to be a lawyer.

If you’re still reading this you would probably have made a good one, frankly.

Thanks. I think.

It’s never too late.

Now that you’ve got all this information, how do you protect it?

We protect your information by requiring the employees who have access to the personal information to treat it as confidential. They will never share it with anyone or use it for a purpose we have not authorized.

One more thing.

Yes, dear?

What if I'm not in the United States?

It's a big world. Enjoy it.

No, I mean does it make a difference?

Ah, we see what you mean. Our servers are in the United States, so if you're visiting the Pristine House Clean site from outside of the United States, you're sending Personal Information to the United States, with all that entails. That information, including Personal Information, may be transmitted within the United States or to other countries outside your country of residence. These countries may not have privacy and data protection laws as comprehensive as those in your country of residence. Your Personal Information, however, will at all times remain governed by this Privacy Policy.